Friday, 15 April 2011

I hate squirrels

Come on, you fat little arseholes, there's a ton of food out on the bird table that you have no problem demolishing your way through every day. Why you gotta turn on my sunflower seeds and trash them, chew the bottom off three pots and, on top of that, dirty my lovely deck?

This is why I need a dog.

Or a gun.

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